HOW LIFE  IS HAPPY  WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND 1. You can stare at any Girl……. 2. You don’t have to spend money on her. 3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers. 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. 5. If u don’t... 

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him in the temple,... 

A handsome blind person was allowed to stay as a paying guest by a lonely land lady. Being blind, he was considered as harmless creature free to move any where in the house. Once he comes back to house from out side. The moment he enters the house he... 

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68? At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to... 

1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn’t. 1 point for beer! 2. Beer is horrible when it is hot. 1 point for women! 3. A cold beer satisfies you. 1 point for beer! 4 . If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come... 

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules: Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE! 1) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to... 

Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses... 

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you...