1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back “You’re under arrest!” For what? “For stealing my heart.” 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? 3. are your legs tired? girl: Why? because you have... 

Learning a language can be a long daunting task. It takes normally a baby over 2 years before they start to really grasp a langauge. So learning a new one can be quite a challenge. This is one language though that is universal. The language of love and... 

Kissing Facts & Kiss Benefits It is a matter of record that Canadian porcupines kiss one another on the lips. The world’s longest kiss took place on January 28, 2002. Louisa Almodovar and Rich Langly of New Jersey kissed for a record 30 hours,... 

MARRIAGE, [1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history; [2] a word that should be pronounced as “mirage”; [3] an event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; [4] a very good way to promote civilisation —... 

Love is an abstract term which does not fall within a specific definition. For some it is finding the right person while for some others it is a unique feeling. The sum total of the variegated feeling and ideas would lead to the simple deduction that... 

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like . …. Laxatives . ….. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas... 

What Every Kiss Means !!! ~Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready ~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever ~Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything ~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute ~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you ~Kiss on the Neck... 

100 ways to love 1. Hug them. 2. Write a love note. 3. Call them at work just to say “Hi.” 4. Give them a foot massage. 5. Tell them a joke. 6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes. 7. Go for a walk with them. 8. Send them a “happy gram.” 9....