Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like . …. Laxatives . ….. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas... 

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you... 

What Every Kiss Means !!! ~Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready ~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever ~Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything ~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute ~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you ~Kiss on the Neck... 

Breakfast at McDonald’s This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college... 

100 ways to love 1. Hug them. 2. Write a love note. 3. Call them at work just to say “Hi.” 4. Give them a foot massage. 5. Tell them a joke. 6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes. 7. Go for a walk with them. 8. Send them a “happy gram.” 9.... 

When I was 13 years old, I fell in love for the very first time. The guy was my friend’s brother. He was cute, strong, and funny, 15, but I didn’t like something about him he used drugs. I don’t know how or why I fell for him. I don’t want to... 

musalsal sooch main rehna kisi say kuch nahi kahna kisi gooshay main chup kay khud say mehw-e-guftgu rehna achanak dil main koe metha metha dard uthna bay sabab bay cheen ho jana akeelay beth kay roona kaee raatain nahi soona wo pehroo bethay bethay janay... 

This 60 pointes i read somwhere on other forum… hey girls only you can prove this is this right or wrong . i think most of them are true coz everybody wants to be loved . 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give...